bitter+sweet

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via happiest)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via ruinedchildhood)

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

(via happiest)

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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"white people can’t dance"

barking-bozo:

then explain THIS

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(via ruinedchildhood)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via unpopuler)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via officialwhitegirls)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via officialwhitegirls)

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