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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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whats obama’s last name

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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:



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"white people can’t dance"


then explain THIS


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we all have a favorite eyebrow

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once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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